I grew up in a small Midwestern town. No, Senator Obama, I am not bitter.
I love baseball, economics, and Diet Mountain Dew. I do not take notes on computer. I prefer legal pads. Who looks at their notes anyway?
I’m the lone conservative at an elite college. No, I’m not here because I’m an elite. I’m here because Washington U. also has a quota of small midwestern farm boys to fill. Thanks very much, that’ll be fifty grand.
I’m an ROTC Cadet, soon to be the Army’s newest 2LT, God help them. With any luck (for the Army) I’ll soon be the Army’s newest law student as well, a situation I would describe as Pareto optimal.
I’m here to expose the intolerant, absurd, politically correct, and morally vacuous college campus where I study.
Dear Happy Con,
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